Dog Logic

The reason 
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his 
tongue.

-Anonymous

There 
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 


-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing 
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh 
Billings

The average 
dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy 
Rooney

Anybody who 
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. 
Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise

 

-Unknown (this one looks like my dog!).

My dog is worried about the 
economy because Woofo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog 
money.

-Joe Weinstein

If you pick 
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is 
the principal difference between a dog and a man. 

-Mark 
Twain

Dogs are 
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger 
Caras

  
If you think dogs can't count, 
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two 
of them.

-Phil 
Pastoret